unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

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I want all of my lasts to be with you.
― Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)

radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

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unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

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  • me: so do u like dogs
  • her: nah they're kinda gross
  • me:
  • me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately
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