catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

(Source: icelikelollies)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
    Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

    (Source: feellng)

    bigendernepeta:

    revtomdildomolar:

    sunflowerlily:

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    what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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    ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

    wait a second…

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    omfg no

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    MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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    my anaconda dont

    (Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

    deletes:

    I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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